patrick: “act natural”
*farm music starts playing* “moooooooooh”
"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva
getting a good grade on the test you were 97.4% sure you were going to fail
BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed